Jokes

Q:How are coffee beans like kids?
A:They're always getting grounded!

Q:Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? 
A:Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

My dog used to chase people on a bike.  It got so bad I had to take away his bike!

Q:What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
A:Spring time!

Q:What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A:A carrot.

Q:What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A:A dino-snore!

Q:What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A:A rocket chip!

Q:Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A:Because she was stuffed.

Q:What has ears, but cannot hear?
A:A cornfield.

Q:What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A:Between us, something smells!

Q:What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A:Frost bite!

Q:What did one plate say to the other plate?
A:Dinner is on me!

Q:Why did the student eat his homework?
A:Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Q:When you look for something, why is it always the last place you look?
A:Because when you find it, you stop looking.

Q:What is brown, hairy, and wear sunglasses?
A:A coconut on vacation.